Dignity is not intact

Don’t go to Onehunga Dressmart if you know what’s good for you. If you’re anything like me, you will lose your car and your dignity. They designed the car park so you stay in the mall until the end of time. I spent 45mins looking for my vehicle, so long in fact that I had to have a break. So went back inside and got me a Subway 6inch. I unwrapped the beast and promptly tripped over onto a ledge, jamming my juicy chicken & bacon ranch sandwich in and around my face – all in front of a group of sniggering teenage boys.
Brilliant work Katie Jones.

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