I did a murder…

Girl serving me at supermarket checkout asked why I was buying $100 worth of laundry products. I told her with a straight face that I did a murder and was struggling to get the blood stains out of my sheets and asked her if she knew any dodgy Drycleaning places that would clean them for me without asking any questions.
It didn’t go down well, with her, the store manager or mall security but certainly spiced up my day.

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