Chill out mate

I’m sorry ‘Rashi’ at Caltex but I don’t give a flying nut sack about your tattoos or your family for that matter. If I wanted to go and see your cousin Sanjeep at the local tat shop in Henderson to get my tribal or NZ map outline then I would have done so 10yrs ago like you did, in all your Craig David pencil beard, Ed Hardy rhinestone shirt and ankle biting cargo pant glory. Ps – your cologne smells like cat piss.

ed hardy

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