Pet hate – people who buy/wear band tee shirts when they don’t listen/have never listened to or have even heard of the band at all. Came across one of these doozeys yesterday who was buying a tee-shirt with ‘The Doors’ on the front. The girl serving her asked if she liked The Doors. After far too much confusion and a confirmation that indeed, she had no idea who the hell the band was, I squashed myself between a clothes rack and the counter which was all I could do to stop myself from elbowing the dumb bitch in the porcelain veneers. Take ya Air New Zealand purple rain uniform and sensible shoes, get back on that fucking plane and serve some assholes some chicken, bitch.