People have enough shitty photo frames and can buy their own socks. What else does one need these days? The art of gift giving at Christmas time does not have to cost a kidney or be of any extravagant nature. And although being rich is cool and I wana be rich too, the smallest of personal gestures mean the most to the ones we love, weather it’s Santa’s birthday or not.
Now, don’t go baking cookies with your breast milk and it doesn’t mean you should knit a scarf out of your own pubes to put under the christmas tree, but why not put a smile on your favourite persons dial and give her/him a posy of beautiful flowers, personally chosen and crafted together to suit all needs by the talented Lu Diamond Flowers. Inexpensive, thoughtful and I have said it before, it will probably get you laid.
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.
Love from Salmon Claws