Today I…..

Bought a new car. 

Sat at several sets of lights in said new car next to Richard Branson who had a woman in his passenger seat dressed like princess Fiona from Srek.

Got drunk in the day time. 

Sprayed sparkling water over every surface of a taxi. 

Got yelled at by the taxi driver. 

Said Selamat Hari Raya to him. 

He yelled at me again (he’s not Muslim) 

Went home. 

Did some sleeps. 

The end.

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