Grievous bodily harm

Just a note to not let me travel abroad and stay in hotels alone. I sustained an injury this morning whilst dancing around my room post shower. I even said to the man checking me in (who was wearing a fez) “Thanks, this is lovely. Ooh floors a bit slippery isn’t it!” We both agreed as I forwards moonwalked in. Although the man was not there to witness my fall this morning, I did get a courtesy call from the front desk asking if I was ok because my neighbor heard wailing coming from my room.

I was dancing to music, nude, when I slipped over on the slippery floor and ripped open my butt cheek on a door handle. I am in pain but I am ok. The same cannot be said for my pride and dignity which I can feel is draining from my body as I type this….

Ce la vie.