So today I learnt that I have been using the term “a sight for sore eyes” incorrectly my entire life…..
I have been using it as a term to say that someone looks like shit, or anything along those lines. But today it was said to me as a term of endearment.
Please tell me I am not alone in using this term the way I have?
While people are out with their friends. having boyfriends, buying houses and being all round good adults I’m just sat at home in my undies on a Saturday night worried about the repercussions on my body that the McDonalds around the corner will have after re opening from recent renovations….
I don’t often look at my bank statements but tonight I had a scroll through to remind myself that I use Uber way too much and spend over half my wages on food and alcohol – nothing new there but I noticed £10 a month had been exiting my account for the last 3 months.
Turns out I adopted an orangutan called Jumbo when I was drunk one night and all the emails about him when to my junk mail. Probably the best decision I ever made whilst off my tits.
So, if you are blonde haired and someone says you had a blonde moment or are a dumb blonde then that’s totally fine with me coz that’s just my hair colour – if you aren’t blonde and do the same shit you’re just an idiot.
Do you ever feel so lazy that when you eat something, get halfway through and can’t even be bothered chewing anymore so just sit there with half eaten food in your mouth wishing it would just magic itself into your stomach so you didn’t have to put in the work to get it there…..
I’m always teetering on the edge between eating well and getting a one way ticket to obe-city.
When I get my hair stuck in hair ties or other various things and have to yank a chunk of hair out I always lose my shit. I was definitely not blessed with a head of hair that I can afford to lose chunks out of like that. I’ll be bald by the time I’m 40 at this rate.