So last weekend I went to my local bar around 5pm and while my friend is getting us a drink I go to the bathroom, which is unisex, where I instantly hear some strange noises coming from one of the cubicles. I look at the lady who’s washing her hands at the basin, raise my eyebrows with a cheeky grin and say “bit early to be banging in the toilets don’t you think?”. The lady looks at me with an offended grimace and says “that’s my friend changing her babies nappy”

Cool Katie Jones, cool….