December 16, 2019
Sneezing with a mouth full of yoghurt is an interesting time
Sneezing with a mouth full of yoghurt is an interesting time
Makes me laugh when women are bashful about saying they’re on their second or third husband, like that’s a bad thing. Bitch I can’t even get one husband let alone two or three so shut the hell up.
Idris comes back to work today after a weekend DJ’ing at Coachella….
I asked him what his DJ name was and he said “Idris Elba” to which I said “that is unbelievably boring”
So he said “Ok, I’ll change it to Katie Jones”.
This is my life now, I am a superstar DJ.
Goodbye peasants
Xx