Vegans, seriously. STFU
Me in cafe standing next to dog: “Your dog is super cute! Little wiry man! What breed is he?”
Dog owner: “He’s a whippet cross with a (I couldn’t hear the last part)”
Me: “I have never seen a poochie like him before!”
Dog owner: “These breeds are typically rat and rabbit hunters”
Me: “Ohh ok cool. Well that’s handy?!”
Dog owner: “I’m a vegan” *followed by death stare*
Me: “Ummmm” (thinks in my head….What the fuck has that got to do with the price of bread you weird weirdo. I’m talking about your dog. Oh, you’re a vegan so it’s in your blood to tell everyone you meet at any given opportunity!!!)