Feeling thankful

cheeseheadThe inspirational quote lovers bang on about being grateful for the simple things in life that many take for granted, but does that mean that I can just be grateful for cheese and the amount I am able to consume with no rejection or aftermath, no intolerance or allergy, that I can just take several moments out of my week to thank cheese for being one of the greatest things in existence, and forget about all the other cliche things people are thankful for, like a roof over your head and running water. As much as I love a scolding hot shower and a fluffy bed, I know in my heart of hearts that if I, for any reason was unable to eat cheese I would struggle to find real depth and meaning to my life.

My ability to consume a vast amount of cheese and the euphoria that is gifted to me from it should not be underestimated, therefore I would like to take this moment to be sincerely thankful for my body and to cheese for allowing me to live out my cheese dreams as I see fit.

Thank you,

Love from Katie Jones

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Sauna Etiquette

When you are in a sauna, sharing the sweltering space with what is usually one thousand sweaty dudes to approx two girls, it is inappropriate to talk about being a lawyer doing lawyer stuff at law firms and lawyer parties in lawyer parts of Auckland and their partners and clients and lawyer parts of New York and their partners and clients high brow law talk and all the other unbelievably boring shit that comes along with your boring law life.
When you put that shitty little suit on tomorrow boys, you will be just another law firm fuckwit going down on all those firms partners party clients and ill be living the high life with my brand new blog.

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