Merry Chrithmith

HEY GUYS

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Don’t forget to hide all your fish hooks in your garden and spread some burley around the house this tomorrow day because Salmon Claws is coming so soon to come and eat all the fish hooks so you can hopefully catch a big fat one this year and weigh it in at the boat club shed around all your mates who will take the photos of you holding up your Salmon Claws that you caught and everybody will be so proud of your catch that you get to have a free spin of the fortune wheel and on the wheel you can win heaps of other meats and you win a meat pack so big you need a lot of strong help to load it into your vehicle then you will put Salmon Claws in a big sack and take it home because the dinner needs to be served to all of the neighborhood cats who really love that salmon and mixed meats and if you can’t afford to buy fish hooks and burley this year then that’s your fault because you had so much warning that this annual fishing event was coming to your house.
Have a successful time
Love,
Katie Jones
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